A’ hiv certainly had mare than ma’ fair share ae wild nichts oot in Antalya ower the years. Here is a selected few.

This nicht wiz a cracker as a’ wiz oot wi’ Ebru and Tügce whae are guid pals ae mine. We went tae a few bars that nicht but this photae wiz taken in The Rock Bar, which a’ believe is noo actually shut doon. Maybe that paintin’ scared the clientèle awa’.

Here a’ am wi’ anither pal, Durdu. Her job is tae walk aroond toon handin’ oot Roses tae aw the luvers. As a’ had bought quite a few fae her ower the years, she ended up jist givin’ them tae me fur free! Still didnae help get ma leg ower though, wi’ her or anyin else fur that matter.

This wiz taken in another bar that has sadly shut doon, Rudd Bar. It is aye’ways guid tae hang oot wi’ Serap but a’ still dinnae ken whaes fingers they are above oor heeds. They got us guid fur sure though, a’ll gie them that.

Here a’ am in the Legendary Adi Bar fur Ceyda’s Birthday Party. A’ wiz well kent fur dain’ ma Pole Dancin’ in there an’ each time a’ had tae be mare ootlandish than the time afore. By the time the bar eventually closed it’s doors a’ wiz gettin’ close tae haein’ a cardiac arrest, so a’ wiz quite glad it did shut them yince an’ fur aw. Ma wallet agreed although ma heart does miss the place as it wiz the aw time best boozer ever!

That’s Ceyda sittin’ against the wa’ as a’ dae a pose wi’ ma Stookied Bud Aysun.

Chattin’ up a couple ae lovelies ootside Adi Bar that nicht, although ma burd Natasha wiznae tae impressed wi’ that. She squeezed in between me an’ that burd fur the next photae.

Here a’ am gettin’ naewhere fast wi’ a Russian burd this time.

Ah Banu, a lovely friend ae mine. We used tae hang oot quite a bit an’ a’ used tae flirt like crazy wi’ her. Yin time aftir a’ pole danced she came up tae uz an’ said, ‘Do you make love to a woman like that?’ Tae which a’ replied ‘Well, you’ll hae tae get naked tae find oot!’

She said she would ‘hink aboot it but obviously sobered up the next day.

The lovely Francesca is anothir yin a’ would luv tae ae shagged but as she wiz mare than half ma age an’ a’ kent her parents, a’ thought a’ probably shouldnae go there. Shame, cause she’s hot as hell!

Anither guid mate ae mine Sevinç wi’ yin ae the Roses a’ wiz tellin’ ye aboot earlier. In fact, this yin didnae pay aff at the time but a couple ae years later we had a wee snog so maybe it did come guid aftir aw.

A’ wiz oot wi’ ma burd on Valentine’s nicht an’ we got in tow wi’ some other Mature ladies. A’ had ma Kilt on an’ the ladies where askin’ whit a’ had under it, so a’ suggested a’ photae where a’ could reveal the secret an’ so a’ got ma burd tae take it. They aw loved it.

Here a’ am later that nicht tryin’ tae score wi’ three chicks at the same time. God luves a tryer although ma burd wiznae that impressed.

Ok, the game’s up. A’ am a bit ae a prick, you got me. Nae need tae fuckin’ shoot me though. Thankfully the barrels were empty or else a’ would be proppin’ up the daisies richt noo a’m sure. This yin wiz taken at a Halloween Party at ma pal Pat’s hoose. A’ didnae bother dressin’ up fur it though.

Below ye kin peruse the rest ae the photaes taken on the nicht’s above. Aye, Antalya rocks and so dae the wumin’.

The Photaes

Nob and The Ladies

Cheers the noo!

Nob