So a’ took her on a boat trip tae see some sichts
A’ thoucht a’d mak the maest ae the opportunity
So a’ made sure a’ packed her sexy crotchless tichts
We went tae an ancient toon cawed Phaselis
That wiz yince conquered by Alexander the Great
Whae spent some time in the Turkish city
Apparently suckin’ the bell end ae his mate
The Emperor Hadrian also visited the toon
Monuments were built tae commemorate the event
The Phaselians were famous for no’ payin’ back loans
So some cunt must ae been pissed hoo the money wiz spent
The ruins today are blocked aff, unless ye pay
The site hiz three harbour’s, includin’ a military yin
Large wa’s surroond the entire acropolis
Yet somehoo a’ foond a way tae sneak uz baith in
The aqueduct is the maest impressive ruin
Fae a spring on a hill it runs tae the furthest harbour
The amphitheatre cuid hauld three thoosand people
A’m assumin’ the toon also had at least yin Turkish barber
While we were there a’ made a video blog
Granted, a’m nae as eloquent as Michael Palin
Thankfully the only bit ae preparation that a’ did dae
Ensured that goin’ hame, a’ wiz mare than jist sailin’…..
a’ wiz also muff divin’
Cheers the noo!
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