Big Fat Sleazy Cunt

We’d like tae ken jist whae has opened up yer filthy fly
We’d like tae help them check their mental health
Yer disgustin’ life is based on unempathetic lies
Workin’ undergroond, takin’ orders fae Rome

An’ here’s fuck yoo Boris Johnson
Mohammed hates ye mare than ye will ken
Allah hates ye tae Boris Johnson
Janna haulds nae place fur those whae prey

Betrayin’ yer people hopin’ nae yin ever kens
Fuckin’ in the chantry wi’ yer mate snakes
It’s no’ a little secret, that the Johnson’s bathe love Blair
Bein’ in the club that lick the Pope’s smelly skids

An’ here’s fuck yoo Boris Johnson
Buddha hates ye mare than ye will ken
Kali hates ye tae Boris Johnson
Creation haulds nae place fur those whae prey

That lyin’ cheatin’ babbler is obviously a loon
Hae ye seen him tryin’ tae control his weight?
Talkin’ horseshit, wi’ little wit
He gies me the blues
He’s why a’m aye’ways on the booze

So please be gone wi’ nae cameo
The nation says guid riddence an’ fuck yoo
Yiv had yer day Boris Johnson
Ye kin also tak yer jesuit pals away

Oh it’s guid tae get rid ae that big fat sleazy cunt
He was daein’ everybody’s tits in
Hoo on earth did we pit up wi’ his blatent obvious lies?
Hopefully noo, they’ll fuck aff back tae Rome

An’ here’s fuck yoo Boris Johnson
Britain hates ye mare than ye will ken
Europe hates ye tae Boris Johnson
The wurld haulds nae place fur those whae prey

Cheers!