Buckin Cunny Funt Sample

The poems aw tell a’ story
The first yin bein’, ‘Cunny Funt’
Aboot ma debut attempt at comedy
Where a’ wiz the litter ae the runt

The next yin’s aboot ma ‘Rock Star’ goal
As a way tae get a sexy wife
A’ thoucht by signin’ a deal wi’ the Devil
A’d be free ae trouble an’ strife

Ye wuidnae believe the trouble a’ had
The time ma cock got incredibly itchy
When a’ chatted up the sexy nurse
She became the epitome ae bitchy

Every year at Christmas a’ get spots
But at least ma face doesnae turn blue
Remember when ye ‘hink life is shit
There is aye’ways someyin worse aff than yoo

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Aftir a’ gie ye access tae ma blog
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An’ see whit else a’ kin flog

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A’ jist like tae pit ma cards on the table
A’m noo like the othir gurus oot there
Whae try tae sign ye up on a fable

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Ye cuid even be ma affiliate
An’ taegethir we cuid tell the system
We nae langer wish tae associate

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By that, a’ dinnae mean jail
Some ae ma members get a bit carried awa’
Aftir they hear me rant an’ wail!

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