It is a dangerous occupation
Bringing flowers to the nation
Only the strong can survive
They feel good to be alive

Would you like to be a Cosmic Courier?
Spreading peace and love
With a little tenderness
You can free the holy dove

Would you like to be a Cosmic Courier?
Flying over war zones
Dropping bombs of happiness
Eradicating all the clones

It is a lifelong full time mission
Feeding mushrooms for nutrition
The brothers use their minds
To see what they can find

Would you like to be a Cosmic Courier?
Your heart must be pure
You have to pass the test
Do not try if you are not sure

Would you like to be a Cosmic Courier?
Then raise your hand to God
He’ll help you do the rest
You can stop being a lazy sod

Cheers!