Don’t watch the news at night
Unless you hate your own life
There’s a demon on the tele

I see everybody’s mopin’
I know they’re crazy as a loon
I fear their insanity is growin’
I hear the shite they are spewin’

Don’t watch the news at night
Unless you hate your own life
There’s a demon on the tele

Hope you know they change the weather
Hope you can spot every lie
Looks like we’re as light as a feather
Stand up if you don’t want to die

Don’t watch the news at night
Unless you hate your own life
There’s a demon on the tele

Don’t watch the news at night
Unless you hate your own life
There’s a reptile on the tele

Cheers!