As part of her University project a young lass organised a gig at a Bar in Glasgae to which she thoucht invited yours truly tae perform would be a guid idea. She’s brave, a’ll gie her that.

Even though her Maw an’ Faither were in the audience that didnae stop me publicly hittin’ on her, aftir aw a’ hiv ma reputation tae uphold.

Thankfully her parents knew she wiz in a stable relationship an’ that they were in nae danger whitsoever ae haein’ tae invite me tae family do’s.

A’ ended up hain’ some guid crack wi’ the faither in particular as he appreciated ma non pc style. Thank fuck there is still some oot there that dae.

The other students didnae ken quite hoo tae take me, especially when a’ hung aroond like a bad smell at the end aftir the gig wiz long finished an’ they were tryin’ tae chill. The auld man wiz crampin’ their style methinks.

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