I have learned the shamans magic
Travelled to the underworld
Listened to fire and water
To let my secrets unfurl

I have walked the burning bridge
Leaped over the shining gate
Tamed the keeper of my doorway
To expose the memory of my fate

I have removed the jailers’ chains
Danced beyond the gospel choir
Resurrected my broken body
To secure the path to hearts desire

I have destroyed the egos grip
Released all my good intentions
Embraced the evil in my shadow
To open the door to wild inventions

I have troubled the murky waters
Breathed deep in stagnant sewers
Traversed through living hell
To reach the action of the doers

I have deciphered the lost chord
Escaped the insanity of mind
Dreamed the far-flung corners
To polish the gold, I live to find

I have embodied the chosen one
Acknowledged the madness of resistance

Declared guilt to the tampered jury
To free the voice of divine insistence

I have conquered the dragon’s den
Mirrored the strength of a dinosaur army
Preached forgiveness for fearful violence
To display the beauty of the barmy

I have delivered the precious goods
Tolerated quiet hidden desperation
Magnified community free standing
To paint the masterpiece of demonstration

I have combined the opposite forces
Engulfed misery with dark humour
Exploded barricades blocking healing
To reduce the chances of a tumour

I have pursued the empty hallways
Cascaded frequent lonely hearts
Comprehended spiritual awakening
To lick the bottom of my farts

I have touched the bottomless pit
Landed safely on heavens ground
Precipitated over life’s edge
To ignite the spirit I have found

I have latched the fortune wheel
Welcomed exuberant abundance
Contemplated wealth beyond fame
To acquire the high of free ascendance

I have smashed the cookie jar
Emptied unconscious layers
Brushed mammoth broken parts
To restore the signal of god’s prayers

I have cleaned the periodic table
Elongated chemical reactions
Snorted farmyard sized chunks
To deny the sum of my fractions

I have opposed the president’s campaign
Wiped behind political cloth ears
Demonstrated with men in black
To fly the planes into my fears

I have perverted the sexual laws
Raised kundalini through masturbation
Corrupted sacred anal bonds
To parasite the goddess in elation

I have diverted the ongoing traffic
Distorted twenty, twenty vision
Signalled blind pilots using bats
To control the direction of my mission

I have completed the opening task
Rejoiced mildly in celebration
Whispered sincere loving gifts
To settle the internal war collaboration

I have graced the final stage
Discovered Jacob’s hidden steps
Ripped Little Richards dance floor
To attain the patience of holiday reps

I have enjoyed the terrible deed
Propagated mindful violence
Assisted rightful harm doing
To liberate the dignity of strong silence

I have displayed the secret code
Portrayed monsters out the closet
Reconciled desperate situations
To turn the wine back up the faucet

Cheers!