But a’ dinnae ken if a’ll get a bone
It’s been sae long since a’ve had a lay
A’ ‘hink ma blood may get lost on the way
Oh God it’s been sae lang
A’ve forgotten whit it’s like tae make it cum
It’ll feel sae guid tae set the juice free
Bottled up deep inside ae me
Like a pressure pot aboot tae explode
Walls will shake when a’ blow ma load
Oh God it’s been sae lang
A’ve forgotten hoo tae turn the hose on
A’ cannae get ma ex-wife’s face oot ma heed
She kills ma male potency
A’ try tae ‘hink ae Brigitte Bardot
But ma ex-wife pops back tae say hello
Oh God it’s been sae lang
A’ve forgotten why a’ used tae get it up
A’ve been tryin’ fur over an hour
Cannae resurrect ma worm back tae life
A’ thought it wiz jist hibernating
A’ dinnae ken hoo tae raise the dead
Oh God it’s been sae lang
A’ve forgotten whit it’s like tae make it cum
Cheers the noo!
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