In a galaxy far far away
I dream of being led astray
Watching Princes Leya on TV
Makes me want to fuck a celebrity

But then I turn to see my girl
She doesn’t belong in another world
Like Chewbacca she makes me howl
I would never throw in the towel

She is the lightsaber in my pocket
She turns me on just like a rocket
Burns my fuel till I reach the dome
She keeps me happy at home

When I turn up at my local bar
All I see are the aliens from afar
Jabba the Huts looking for romance
I choose to skip the last dance

When I return to my sexy bitch
She doesn’t grill me like a wicked witch
Like an Ewok she thinks I’m cute
Just wait till she sees me in my birthday suit

She is the lightsaber in my pocket
She turns me on just like a rocket
Burns my fuel till I reach the dome
She keeps me happy at home

Cheers!