The great undiscovered talent
Throws things at his walls
The new Brian Wilson
Is scared of beach balls

The psychotic depressive
Believes he is the best
The one nobody cares for
Styles his hair in a mess

The workshy freeloader
Thinks he’s too cool for the gang
The loony with his mind on Mars
Watched as his vision went bang!

The plonker with genius
Screwed his life to the wall
The cowardly weasel
Longs to feel six feet tall

The ego too inflated
Got too big for his boots
The hippy with no flowers
Lost touch with his roots

The soul sucking friend
Alone he was found
The fool with no heart
I’m glad that he drowned

Cheers!