I refuse to partake in the feast of the winter solstice
Or call it Saturnalia, dressed up as merry Christmas
I don’t believe in feeding my child superficial horseshit
It is just another one of my seemingly endless social stigmas

Why would I tell my child that a bloated fantasy figure
Watches his every move all year to see if he is being good?
Especially in this modern age when we can use CCTV
evidence
If he’s naughty we can use Ritalin to modify his mood

Of course, there is no escaping the image of Santa Claus
After all he is promoted very heavily to help sell toys
It’s funny how the pope sometimes likes to wear a camauro
As he and his helpers also like to give gifts to little boys

So I tell my son that Santa isn’t real, he is just a guy in a suit
So I won’t have to lie to him again when he finds out the
truth
When that happens to the other kids it breaks their little
hearts
As well as their trust in adults who they now perceive as
uncouth

All the other parents think that I am a miserable bastard
That by not playing along with the fantasy I am being cruel
I don’t care as it doesn’t cost me a fortune every year
To prop up a crumbling economy by buying shit like a fool

You’ll notice that I haven’t mentioned our Lord Jesus Christ
As nearly everyone these days admits that is a pile of shite
Thanks to Zeitgeist, we ‘know’ that Jesus represents the sun

Anyone that doesn’t know this ironically isn’t very bright

There is no denying the Catholic Church is pagan worship
They’ve just put a different name on it for political conquest
Instead of everybody just jumping on the catholic bandwagon
Perhaps we should have ourselves a more insightful inquest

Like for instance, wasn’t Jesus supposedly against sun
worship?
Heathens who done that apparently provoked him to anger
Why then does the Catholic Church lap it up to the max?
Why do we support them like a metal headbanger?

Why does Santa Claus have the same qualities as Jesus?
Omnipotent, omniscient and giver of gifts to name a few
Maybe like the Catholic Church he too is a counterfeit
Remember Rome was originally against the ‘holy jew’

Constantine wanted to bring the empire together
So he co-opted Jesus Christ into Mithra symbology
Everyone was a winner except the true disciples
To find out what they believed you have to study fossilology

Maybe they knew that the Jesus story was a myth
They just used the story to achieve individual gnosis
Being resurrected to them was personally achievable
They didn’t confess any sins to a priest through hypnosis

Or maybe they knew that Jesus really was the son of god
Their not-too-distant relatives had seen him walk on water
They obeyed the ten commandments and had the holy spirit
So they didn’t bring their daughter to any Vatican slaughter

For Jesus apparently taught that the Pagan rituals were sinful

So he died on that cross so our sins could be forgiven
The only way now to get back to our Father in heaven
Is if we stand up to evil in a way that is spirit driven

So when that child discovers that Santa Claus isn’t real
He will discard the real Jesus as part of the fictitious tale
Lucifer will laugh as the adults get lost in materialism
‘Light Bringer’ worship has just hammered in another nail

Is it any wonder that our leaders treat us with such disdain?
Anyone who shows any sign of individualism is humiliated
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never
harm
I would rather be in a minority of one than be Satan affiliated

But ladies and gentlemen there is hope if history repeats
For regardless of whether Jesus lived or whether it’s a myth
During the Reformation, Christmas celebrations were
outlawed
Because they embodied Neo, and focused on destroying
Agent Smith

Cheers!