A’m a very naughty boy
A’ phone up an adult chatline
So a’ kin play wi’ ma toy
Ma wife get’s paid the minimum wage
A’ believe it’s ten poond an hoor
A’m payin’ twa poond a fuckin’ minute
So sexy Suzie kin pretend she’s ma whore
These companies must mak a fortune
Cause a’m sure Suzie isnae rich
That’s why a’m quite hopeful
A’ll yin day fuck the bitch
She kens hoo tae keep me on the line
Although she kens a’m married
A’ shuid respect the woman mare
Whae ma son, she birthed an’ carried
But since the birth ae that boy
The fun hiz went oot oor marriage
A’ kent it wiz a waste ae money
That fuckin’ horse an’ carriage
Suzie doesnae judge ma pervy kinks
She plays alang wi’ ma quirk
A’ guess she makes mare money
The longer a’ stay on an’ jerk
A’m runnin’ up a phone bill
That will pit uz intae major debt
When the wife finds oot jist why
A’ll soon be deed, ye kin bet
A’ wish a’ cuid face the problem
In the way we interact
But she talks a load ae pish
A’m sorry, but that’s a fact
A’ used tae try tae shut her up
By shovin’ ma cock intae her gub
But noo a’ prefer tae get tucked intae
A peaceful pint doon the pub
Maybe yin day a’ will meet Suzie there
Takin’ a nicht aff fae dirty chat
An’ a’ll offir her twice her usual rate
If she lets me stuff her cat
Then maybe a’ll discover
That aw that glitters isnae gold
An’ her pussy isnae aw that great
When yer hoose hiz jist been sold
Maybe a’ shuid calm it doon
Afore ma life ends up in the gutter
An’ intae those expensive phone-lines
No’ anothir wurd should a’ mutter
But let’s try tae keep it real
That isnae gonnae happen
Cause a’ jist luv the way Suzie describes
Hoo her pussy lips are-flappin’
A’ HATE MA PORN ADDICTION
Cheers the noo!
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