Old Firm Love

These are some notes I made for a gig where I planned to talk about the Old Firm and their love for each other.

Did you see the Rangers fans on Youtube when that reporter was asking them about Independance.
Fucking hell – it was like spot the brain cell wasn’t it?
‘Fuckin Queen, we love the Queen’
‘Aye man, if Scotland gets independance, we’re all moving to England’
Really, where’s the fucking voting slip?
I may actually take part in the farce if that’s the case.
Alex Salmond should just use that as his advertising campaign.
Everyone would be like ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah, get the arseholes tae fuck’
Maybe the Celtic fans who support Ireland when they play Scotland can get tae fuck as well.
They can bugger off to Rome to kiss the Pope’s Ring ….and I don’t mean the one on his finger.
The sooner we get rid of fucking arseholes who carry around that poisonous bigotry the better for everyone.
What I don’t get though, is that when Scotland play England they all join together for that.
The level of brainwashing is indeed impressive.
Hearts and Hibs call each other Scum – We are both from Edinburgh
We let football teams divide us! While politicians suck the life from us.

Rangers fans don’t buy season tickets
That would be hilarious and sensible seeing as how the directors are ripping you off for your stupidity in supporitng them in the first place
and Celtic should do the same.
You can both retire champions – Sing Championies together.

My friend works with a lot of people from Glasgow – doesn’t like them very much – self serving.
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room – Who’s rangers, who’s Celtic?
You both won the leaugue this year – Glasgow should be fucking jumping – you could all get in a group hug and sing Championies, Championies – oh we, oh we, oh we.

Of course, the Celtic fans would spoil it by singing – Aye of the 1st division. Which is really the 3rd division. The Championship is the 2nd division and the premiership is the 1st division. Every think that they want to fuck with our minds? Just keep Rangers and Celtic in 2 different leagues and Peace and Love in Glasgow would ensue. Ye’s can both be champions every year, seeing as how neither of you can take getting beat. Cause when you do, you beat your wives just to make up for it. ‘It’s ma ba mummy’

No surprise Rangers won the 1st division paying Premier League wages.
No surprise Celtic won the Premier League as the Refs only had them to be bias toward.
1st Rule of Freemasonry – Pretend you are a Protestant Organisation
2nd Rule of Freemasonry – Dinnae tell any cunt
3rd Rule of Freemasonry – If your Pretend Main horse goes down – make sure your Main horse goes the distance.
I don’t think I’m anyone special and judging by this audience – neither does anyone else.

Celtic fan – “No matter how much we hate them, we need them. Just like being married. Why don’t you admit to loving each other”, –

If you could just overcome your self hatred you would see you have a deep love for each other.

Rangers fans – we are gonnae move to England if Scottish Independence – Why?
Cause we’re Rangers – Oh is that your considered opinion?
Aye, we’re Rangers
No you’re not
Aye, we are Teddy Bears and aw that
You can’t BE rangers – that is a logical fallacy
“Oh check this cunt oot – hittin’ us wi’ critical thinking – the trivium an’ aw that.
We’re Rangers Pal – Queen & Country – One Step before Neandertal”.

No you’re not – you are a numpty who supports a financial institution known as Rangers that gets other numpties to chase a ball like headless chickens so other numpties like yourself will give over their hard earned slave labour wages thus taking their eye of the real ball of how their lives are being controlled and being brought into a new world order agenda – in a trade off for cheering the numpties when the ball his a net.

Tell him Billy, no you tell him Billy, get Billy Jr to tell him Billy Snr –
Why are you all called Billy?
Christ, isn’t it obvious? We are all the Sons of William. It’s a long line stretching back to to 1690. King William of Orange – Founder of the Bank of England – You’s are all following a Banker?

‘We need to know where the ball is gonnae go, we get really upset if we dinnae ken where the fucking ball goes’

I am actually a Billy Boy. Funnily enough my mothers a Protestant from Belfast – I don’t know if there is a connection.

Cheers!