Where are we?
Wherevir it is we dinnae want tae be here
Cause ye’re ugly
That’s why ye hae tae drink beer
Wherevir it is we dinnae want tae be here
Cause ye’re ugly
That’s why ye hae tae drink beer
Ye want tae look like uz
Twa perfect Greek Gods
But ye couldnae handle
Oor double Y chromosome
We need guid lookin’ fans
Whae dinnae make uz want to boke
If ye want tae see uz again
Ye need tae get plastic surgery
We need guid lookin’ fans
Whae dinnae make uz want tae throw up
If ye want tae see uz again
Ye hiv tae get liposuction
Hoo’d we get here?
Wherever ‘tis we jist want tae flee
Ye repulse uz
Make uz want tae go on a killing spree
We got a luxury tour bus
But none ae ye will get on board
We couldnae live wi’ oorselves
If wi’ yin ae ye, we scored
Cheers the noo!

