Tonight, I am going to speak
At the people for peace convention
I haven’t got a clue what I’m going to say
But I’m going to say it with conviction
I may choose to go down the hard road
Where I’ll let everyone see how tough I am
I’ll say Tony Blair and Georgey Bush
Should face the same fate as Osama and Saddam
Or I may choose to make another point
About the need for forgiveness
For as long as we hate somebody
We’ll be living in their fascist state of ignorance
Or the final way I could go
Would be the path of least resistance
I could just get pished and tell the audience
That beer is the solution to existence
But whichever way I go
Be it hard, soft or incoherent
I shall do it with love in my heart
Or else I may not get my promised payment
I wish that wasn’t the way
Of this over commercialised plane
Sure, I’ll take my money as recompense
But I’d rather live in a world more sane
Cheers!

