You put your house up for sale
Knowing it’s a waste of time
Fool yourself and get your hopes up
But this house will never sell
Depression sets in as you realise you are stuck
You bought this place when you were down on luck
In a way it has helped you strive for better things
Now you can’t enjoy all the money your hard work brings
You’ve got scary neighbours from hell
Scary neighbours from hell, yeah
All they do is scream and shout and yell
Scary neighbours from hell
You cut your price by Forty Percent
Praying for a stupid first-time buyer
You install double glazing to attract a viewer
But this house will never sell
You failed in your attempts to learn karate and judo
So you go to night school to study witchcraft and voodoo
Practice these arts well until you have mastered
Then after one year, cast your spell of disaster
You’ve got scary neighbours from hell
Scary neighbours from hell, yeah
All they do is scream and shout and yell
Scary neighbours from hell
You surprise yourself by how well you kill
The area is now quieter than the North Pole
You smile with pride as the police search goes on
The streets are clean, no need to sell
Now the Devil himself has moved in next door
The old saying goes it never rains but it pours
He helped you out with your little bits of black magic
He brought some friends now isn’t that tragic
You’ve got scary neighbours from hell
Scary neighbours from hell, yeah
All they do is scream and shout and yell
Scary neighbours from hell
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