Scream

Ye may ‘hink that we’re the menliest men
Ye’ve evir seen
But when we play oor instrument
We jist hae tae
Adjust oor nuts an’
Screeeeeaaaaaaammmmm

We’re like female special toys
We play hard an’ satisfy
We make yer holes much wider
But we jist hae tae SCREAM like infant girls

Ye may ‘hink we’re the sexiest men
Ye’ve evir seen
But when we slap oor spank plank
We jist hae tae grab oor baws an’
Screeeeeaaaammm

We are every woman’s dreamboat
We pack meat like circus freaks
We kin tame the horniest beasts
But we dae love tae SCREAM like baby girls

Ye may ‘hink we’re the hardest men ye’ve evir seen
But when we swing oor magic axe
We jist hae tae rub oor stones
An’ SCCCRRRREEEAAAAMMM!!!!

Cheers the noo!