Welcome to the first episode of Shooting The Shit
I started it in May 2020 when I couldn’t take any more of it
The ridiculous lies and orders from the men in suits
All over the world, the governments were in cahoots
I had done my research starting thirty years ago
It all began when I watched a David Icke video
I saw him two weeks later, performing in my town
All my mates called him the worlds biggest clown
I couldn’t help but follow David down the rabbit hole
Even though my friends thought I had lost my soul
I no longer chose to party like some crazy loon
All I wanted to do was wake the world up with a tune
Unfortunately when I sang I cleared out every bar
So I attempted comedy to enlighten every star
I didn’t realise exactly what I was up against
All the promoters were very much incensed
For I didn’t try to please all the audience
I didn’t think that would make any sense
Instead I tried my best to make me laugh
With my sense of humour, that probably was a gaffe
I was ostracised from their cliquey social scene
Even Billy Connolly to them is totally obscene
I did a gig recently where one guy did admit
I make,‘The BigYin’, look like fucking Ronnie Corbett
I have been trying since the early internet days
To share my work online and it never pays
I have spent fortunes on trying to build empires
But they only turned into barely lit feeble fires
But I had kept on studying throughout all my strife
I haven’t even mentioned my psychotic Turkish wife
It was a mistake to give her that tab of LSD
That was to be a tale of untold pain and misery
I found myself with knowledge I couldn’t get out
No-one would let me take the stage to shout
The time had come when I couldn’t keep it in
Shooing The Shit was born, sometimes I made a din
As I write this almost exactly two years later
The need for the truth to get out there is never greater
After looking at substack, I have decided to get on board
I cannot write normally though, as I would start to snore
So I will post in rhymes for you daily entertainment
I won’t send you every old post or you’ll cancel our
arrangement
If you like my shit then I’d be delighted if you upgraded
An audience that cares will make sure I don’t get jaded
Feel free to share my posts, we need all the help we can get
This is a spiritual war we are in and I can’t help but fret
I’d like to build a community that shares love with one
another
Instead of one dominated by the evil eye of big brother
Cheers!
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