But I believe I wasted the best years of my life
Instead of trying to pull a nice girl in town
I drank to oblivion and made them all frown
When I go out now, I observe the singles scene
I could chat up any female now if I was a teen
It is funny to see the lads behaving the same as me
My advice to them now would be try going for some pussy
Back in those days only bevy seemed important
Who was the real man had the drink most potent
Legendary stories to tell the boys the next morning
But secretly inside, sex was all we were yearning
At the time I thought I was having the time of my life
But I do not regret anything because I love my wife
I got the nickname the pinball wizard the night we met
I got knocked back from every bird she was the last one left
She must have been desperate or impressed with my moves
The bevvy, joints, speed and ecstasy helped my grooves
When she open her door and let me into her bedsit
I thought I would cling on to her to stop my life being shit
Now that we are married I wonder if I acted in haste
Maybe gals would have talked to me if I wasn’t out of my face
But what is done is done so I will enjoy what I’ve got
And be thankful for small mercies that my pussy isn’t bought
Cheers!
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