Cheers fur followin’ me
A’ dinnae ken whit yer aftir
A’ jist hope ye dinnae flee
Cause a’ talk pish fur Scotland
A’ dinnae stop tae ‘hink
So when ye read ma tweets
Jist remember a’ need a shrink
Cause a’ tend tae reveal ma inner-self
Which believe me is pretty scary
So if ye feel yer up tae it
A’d still advise ye tae be wary
A’ spend ma time searchin’ fur truth
An’ tryin’ tae educate folk
But maest ae them are morons
Whae dinnae even enjoy a toke
No’ that a’ am su’hin special
A’ cannae even find employment
Cause a’ hiv yin stipulation
A’ only dae ‘hings fur enjoyment
So let’s be friends shall we?
Go an’ check oot ma blog
Why no’ leave a comment?
Ye may as well go the ‘hale hog
An’ a’ will follae ye back
Oot ae politeness if nu’hin else
An’ ye cuid help me find ma way
Back tae mental health
Ok, that last verse didnae rhyme
But please dinnae sob
A’ like tae bend the rules
If ye dinnae like it, ye kin suck ma….plums
So thanks fur payin’ attention
Tae ma little rap
An’ if a’ choose tae unfollae ye
It’s cause yer tweets are crap
Cheers the noo!

