Are ye feelin’ hot enough tae tak yer defences doon?
Wuid ye like tae see exactly whit a’m dain’ noo?
If ye dinnae get offended, a’ will tak yer luv tae toon
Does the thrill ae rock hard beauty mak yer rivers flow?
Will ye open up the canyon fur ma fishin’ boat?
Can we sail upstream between the fiery sheets ae ice?
If we reach the point ae ecstasy, a’ hope we stay afloat
Hoo will comin’ in second feel when a’m past ma best?
Whit kin ye achieve wi’ a broken doon bicycle pump?
When will ye decide tae settle fur the plastic toy?
If we get taegethir, a’ hope we land wi’oot a serious bump
Whit will ye get oot ae livin’ oot ma fantasy?
Kin ye look yersel’ in the mirror aftir degredation?
Hoo auld is tae auld fur a yoothful sex wurker?
If we mak it last, a’ dinnae need any aggravation
This is the kind ae shit a’ talk when a’m horny
A’ dinnae ken whit in hell possess ma brain
A’ jist cannae wank ower any mare porn
But a’ cannae seem tae leave ma plonker alane
So a’ show it aff tae burds half ma age
They dinnae seem tae mind as it is their job
Maybe yin day a’ will find yin in the flesh
That will tak ma noo well perverted knob
Cheers the noo!
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