It’s every comedian’s nightmare
To be shit for twenty minutes
At the gig I performed just last night
It seemed like twenty hours
To be shit for twenty minutes
At the gig I performed just last night
It seemed like twenty hours
When I walked up to the mike
I felt my sphincter give a jolt
As my first joke crashed and burned
I thought I could make a bolt
But I was the opening act
I was here to make the people laugh
But I only managed to succeed
In making myself look very daft
As I dug myself deeper and deeper
Up to my neck in comedy shit
The compere stared right at me
With a look that said ‘get out of it’
Unfortunately, I never heeded
His sincere straight forward advice
Now I am in hospital
And retired from the comedy life
I thought I could succeed
If I believed in myself to the core
It turns out I only managed to start a riot
Well, at least I can’t be called a bore
Cheers!
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