Yesterday,
A’ got ma genitalia oot tae play
Started wankin’ masel wi’oot delay
Oh a’ wiz horny yesterday

Suddenly,
A’ shot a load ae cum aw ower me
There wiz semen runnin’ aw doon me
Oh yesterday, a’ came suddenly

Why a’ had tae blow,
A’ dinnae ken, a’ cuidnae say
A’ said,
Fuck it, it’s gone,
But noo a’ lang fur yesterday

Yesterday,
A’ wanted sex but a’ had tae pay
A’ jist had tae get ma end away
Oh a’ needed a whore’s pussy

Why a’ had tae go, a’ dinnae ken, a’ cuidnae say
She said, “You’re doing it wrong”
But noo a’ lang fur yesterday

Yesterday,
A’ cuidnae keep the horn at bay
Thankfully today’s anothir day
Oh, a’ wiz horny yesterday
Mm-mm-mm-mm-Yesterday!

Cheers the noo!