A’ went back tae Footlights Bar where a’ wiz telt a’ wiz due tae be on that nicht. Hooever, Rory had booked quite a few comedians in so when a’ got there he wiznae sure if he could pit me on. After some deliberation he said a’ could dae 5 minutes, which wiz cool by me. A’ wiz gonnae tell him no’ tae bother cause a’ wiz fairly smashed an’ kent it probably wizae a guid idea but seein’ as hoo a’ wiz there a’ decided tae go ahead anyway.
Afore a’ came on aftir the break, Rory got handed a Sticky Tit by a member ae the audience.
A’ wiz on jist aftir this and so a’ talked aboot the Stick tit as well, an’ even copped a feel ae a game Irish burd. Jist a pity her fiancee wiz in the audience as well but at least he never took any umbridge tae ma bare faced cheek.
As a’ only had 5 minutes a’ thought instead ae jist wafflin pish a’ would dae a poem but a’ hadnae learned it aff by heart so a’ had tae dae Jim Rose Circus by usin’ a piece ae paper. Please excuse ma unprofessionalism. Even the greats need help sometimes.
Aftir this a’ had a few pint wi’ the rest ae the Irish possee and even went ootside fur a puff wi’ the Faither and Mother ae the gang. Guid crack fae the Irish as usual.
The Photaes
Cheers the noo!
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